Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Maybe Darwin was Wrong

People (and by "People" I mean short, fat, nearsighted old men like me) aren't designed to live in modern civilized society. Othewise why would people (again, beings such as I) be so designed as to painfully smash their (my) delicate toes into every modern civilized object (bed leg, footstool, door jamb) between my bed and the bathroom in the dark of the night? We (I) should have hooves, not feet. Or at least think to use the flashlight I keep on my bed table.

But maybe thats just me...

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